What's that smell?

As I was preparing a grapefruit for my younger son this morning, I caught a whiff of something funky.
Me: (sniff sniff) I smell something that reminds me we forgot to get you in the tub last night.
Him: that's just the grapefruit.
Me: no, it's definitely NOT the grapefruit.
Him: Ohhhh, that! that must be Nathan! (older brother)
Me: (speechless, not quite stifling laughter)
Him: well....he just farted a minute ago!


Peace to the planet, with ALL of its smells...

Sunshine. Rainbows. Candy canes. Unicorns. Sometimes I wonder why I bother restraining from self medicating. Fuck. I hate it when I cant even get sarcasm and cynicism across. Sooo...instead, here's a haiku.

The human heart beats
Pain and joy, not far apart
Sun and rain, give life