So, here goes, the Keeper's first post. Not very good at love, and life kinda sucks right now so I'll start with stupid stuff. Actually stupid people doing or saying stupid stuff.
I work in a gift store in a resort town so there is no shortage of stupid people. It's almost like when people go on vacation their brain cells do as well-am I this dumb on vacation?....hope not. Anyways, an example-here it is the day before Valentine's day (see how I snuck some love in there?) and two German dudes walk in.
me: How's it goin' guys?
them: OK- trying to find something for our wives for Valentine's Day tomorrow...you know, nothing special though
Nothing special.....Niiiice right? I mean really, some people are this stupid and here I am the one who's recently (days ago) divorced. These guys bought a fucking MAGNET for their wives Valentine's gifts. All right, so admittedly I am just a tad bitter about Valentine's Day this year. But I have tried to turn that bitterness around and have put my heart into making some kick ass home made cards for my kids. And they came out pretty good if I do say so myself. ( I think I just snuck some Life in there... hey I might be pretty good at this blogging thing after all)(yes I love writing{and speaking} parenthetically)(deal with it)
I have actually started blogging as a form of therapy, I mean I need some sort of outlet and my therapist is great and everything but I can only afford so much. Plus I can do this in my underwear, you know, if I wanted to....Not that I am right now or anything...(notice how I also...like....using....yeah, you get the idea....)
Peace to the planet...
Magnets for valentines day? Germans? I think they were really gay lovers and got the magnets for each other. Tee hee.
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